210 Hilarious Turkey Puns to Gobble Up This Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving is about food, family, and fun. To make it even better, sprinkle in some funny turkey puns. These 210 Thanksgiving puns will keep everyone laughing from appetizers to dessert.

Funny Turkey Puns and Jokes

  1. Why don’t turkeys get in trouble? They always wing it.
  2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing-wing!
  3. Why did the turkey bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights.
  4. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie? Gobble Wars.
  5. I asked the turkey how it was feeling. It said, “Peck-tacular!”
  6. Why did the turkey wear a tuxedo? It wanted to look plucking sharp.
  7. What’s a turkey’s favorite song? “All About That Baste.”
  8. Why was the turkey such a good actor? It always stayed in its stuffing.
  9. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Featherweight boxing.
  10. Why didn’t the turkey finish its dinner? It said, “I’ve had enough fowl play!”

 Popular Turkey Puns

Popular Turkey Puns

  1. “Talk turkey to me!”
  2. “Keep calm and gobble on.”
  3. “Turkey vibes only.”
  4. “Thanksgiving is all about plucking good times!”
  5. “Stuffed and loving it.”
  6. “I’m too turkey for this stuffing.”
  7. “Stop, drop, and pass the gravy.”
  8. “Feast your eyes on this spread!”
  9. “Oh, snap—it’s turkey time!”
  10. “Get basted—it’s Thanksgiving!”

Classic Turkey Puns

  1. Why did the turkey cross the road? It wanted to prove it wasn’t chicken.
  2. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack, quack!”
  3. Why do turkeys never argue? They hate ruffling feathers.
  4. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday song? “I’m Dreaming of a White Gravy.”
  5. A turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
  6. Why did the turkey join the band? It had the drumsticks.
  7. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-hen.
  8. Why don’t turkeys ever go shopping? They prefer to wing it.
  9. What did the turkey say to the side dish? “You’re gravy on top!”
  10. Why did the turkey sit under the shade? It didn’t want to roast in the sun.

Modern Thanksgiving Humor

  1. “Feast mode: activated.”
  2. “This turkey is lit—no cap.”
  3. “Leftovers are just turkey saying, ‘I’ll be back.’”
  4. “Gobble ‘til you wobble—#ThanksgivingGoals.”
  5. “We’ve gone plant-based—our turkey is unbe-leaf-able!”
  6. “Pour some gravy on me!”
  7. “Stuffing my face like it’s 1621.”
  8. “I yam what I yam—pass the sweet potatoes!”
  9. “Thanksgiving: where the rolls are hot, and the jokes are butter.”
  10. “Serving looks, laughs, and a side of turkey.”

Even More Turkey Puns

Even More Turkey Puns

  1. Why don’t turkeys use GPS? They prefer to wing it.
  2. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Duck, duck, turkey.
  3. What do you call a rebellious turkey? A bad egg.
  4. How do turkeys show they’re sorry? With an apoultry.
  5. What’s a turkey’s favorite weather? Fowl and cloudy.
  6. Why do turkeys make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always stuffed.
  7. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The wobble.
  8. Why didn’t the turkey fly south? It didn’t have the pluck.
  9. What’s a turkey’s favorite TV show? The Winged Chef.
  10. Why did the turkey bring a mirror to Thanksgiving? To check its stuffing.

More Turkey Jokes

  1. Why did the turkey go to school? It wanted to improve its pecking order.
  2. What do you call a fashionable turkey? A gobblerina.
  3. What’s a turkey’s favorite pie? Gobbleberry.
  4. Why don’t turkeys write novels? They hate plot twists.
  5. Why are turkeys bad at poker? They always lose their cool.
  6. How did the turkey win the talent show? It had raw pluck.
  7. Why was the turkey so good at math? It knew its drumsticks.
  8. What do you call a turkey on Black Friday? A bargain gobbler.
  9. What’s a turkey’s favorite pick-up line? “You’re one plucking good catch!”
  10. Why did the turkey bring an umbrella? It wanted to weather the storm.Even More Turkey Humor
  1. Why didn’t the turkey finish the race? It got stuffed halfway through.
  2. What’s a turkey’s favorite hangout spot? The gravy train.
  3. Why did the turkey join social media? It wanted to gobble up likes.
  4. What do you call a shy turkey? A bashful baster.
  5. Why was the turkey always calm? It knew how to keep its stuffing together.
  6. What’s a turkey’s dream vacation? A trip to Turkey!
  7. Why don’t turkeys use elevators? They take the gravy stairs.
  8. How does a turkey show gratitude? It sends a gobble-gram.
  9. Why did the turkey go to therapy? It had too many fowl feelings.
  10. What did the turkey chef say? “Let’s get basted!”

Thanksgiving Table Humor

  1. “This turkey is truly the main fowl attraction!”
  2. “Don’t wing it—pass the rolls.”
  3. “Here comes the gravy train!”
  4. “It’s the breast Thanksgiving ever!”
  5. “I’m feeling plucky and ready to eat!”
  6. “Stuffed? Don’t worry; that’s the point!”
  7. “Who needs gym memberships when you’ve got leftovers to lift?”
  8. “One more bite and I’ll be wobbling home!”
  9. “Thanksgiving calories don’t count, right?”
  10. “Let’s toast to turkey and pie—a match made in gravy heaven!”

Creative Turkey Puns

Creative Turkey Puns

  1. Why don’t turkeys do well in debates? They don’t like crossing the aisle.
  2. What do turkeys eat for dessert? Pecan pie-lets.
  3. Why did the turkey stay up all night? It was binge-watching The Gobbler Chronicles.
  4. What’s a turkey’s favorite board game? Gobble-opoly.
  5. Why was the turkey hired as a DJ? It knew how to drop the baste.
  6. What’s a turkey’s favorite book? The Hunger Games.
  7. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It had enough on its plate.
  8. How do turkeys end phone calls? “Gobble you later!”
  9. What’s a turkey’s favorite color? Gravy gray.
  10. Why was the turkey the life of the party? It knew how to wing it.

Turkey Riddles for Laughs

  1. Why did the turkey bring a notepad to dinner? It wanted to take gravy notes.
  2. What’s a turkey’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Hickory Gobble Dock.”
  3. Why don’t turkeys ever win the lottery? They spend it all on stuffing.
  4. How do turkeys get around on Thanksgiving? They hitch a gravy ride.
  5. What’s a turkey’s favorite side dish? Mashed potatoes and gobble-y gravy.
  6. What did the turkey say to the chef? “Don’t be so salty!”
  7. Why do turkeys avoid the internet? Too much plucking spam.
  8. What’s a turkey’s favorite candy? Gobble gum.
  9. Why did the turkey refuse to take sides? It didn’t want to ruffle any feathers.
  10. What do turkeys say when they make a mistake? “My bad—I’m winging it!”

Turkey Wordplay for Social Media

  1. “Don’t stop gobblin’.”
  2. “Winging my way through Thanksgiving like a pro.”
  3. “This feast is gravy-tastic.”
  4. “Feast your eyes—this is no fowl play!”
  5. “Thanksgiving: where the rolls are warm, and the jokes are corny.”
  6. “Stuffed and happy—it’s turkey time.”
  7. “Baste day ever—let’s eat!”
  8. “What the cluck—it’s already Thanksgiving?”
  9. “Turkey dinner? Yes, pl-lease.”
  10. “Grateful, stuffed, and gobbling all night long.”

Witty Turkey Captions

  1. “Time to gobble ‘til I wobble!”
  2. “No turkey? No thanks-giving.”
  3. “I’m thankful for turkey and a good pun.”
  4. “Turkey in my tummy, happiness in my heart.”
  5. “Feast mode: engaged.”
  6. “This turkey is clucking amazing!”
  7. “Warning: highly flammable gravy conversations ahead.”
  8. “Serving turkey looks and side dish sass.”
  9. “Keep calm and pass the gravy.”
  10. “It’s all fun and games until someone mentions leftovers!”

More Belly-Laugh Turkey Puns

More Belly-Laugh Turkey Puns

  1. Why do turkeys love autumn? They love all the corny jokes.
  2. What’s a turkey’s favorite app? Instagobble.
  3. Why don’t turkeys ever work out? They’re already well-dressed.
  4. How do turkeys stay informed? They subscribe to Feather News.
  5. What’s a turkey’s favorite romantic comedy? How to Lose a Pluck in 10 Days.
  6. Why did the turkey blush? It saw the baster.
  7. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday? Thanks-giving it their all!
  8. Why did the turkey join a dating app? It was looking for a fowl-mate.
  9. How do turkeys show affection? With a little peck on the cheek.
  10. What’s a turkey’s favorite winter sport? Ice gobbling.
  11. Hilarious Turkey Puns to Keep the Laughter Going
  1. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drumstick.
  2. Why did the turkey open a bakery? It had the best rolls in town.
  3. What’s a turkey’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
  4. Why was the turkey late? It got stuck in gravy traffic.
  5. How do turkeys celebrate birthdays? With a cake full of stuffing.
  6. What’s a turkey’s favorite drink? Wild Turkey whiskey.
  7. Why did the turkey take up painting? It wanted to brush up on its creativity.
  8. What’s a turkey’s favorite workout? Winging it at the gym.
  9. Why did the turkey refuse to play hide-and-seek? It didn’t want to be found on Thanksgiving.
  10. What did the turkey say when it was caught? “Quit basting my time!”

Laugh-Out-Loud Thanksgiving Turkey Humor

  1. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin gobbler.
  2. Why do turkeys avoid politics? Too many plucking scandals.
  3. How do turkeys tell jokes? With a side of gravy humor.
  4. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move? The gobble shuffle.
  5. Why was the turkey so proud? It always rose to the occasion.
  6. How do turkeys stay calm under pressure? They take a deep baste.
  7. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of bread? Cornbread—it’s the yeast it can do!
  8. Why did the turkey start a band? It wanted to bring the house down with its stuffing hits.
  9. What’s a turkey’s favorite game show? Wheel of Gobble-tune.
  10. Why did the turkey become a writer? It had so many plucking great ideas.

Thanksgiving Puns to Gobble Up

  1. “Stuff happens. Especially on Thanksgiving.”
  2. “Be the turkey you wish to see in the world.”
  3. “Keep your gobble game strong.”
  4. “Thanksgiving: the only time overeating is socially acceptable.”
  5. “Gobble goals: eat first, nap later.”
  6. “Turkey time: the official start of the holiday season.”
  7. “Keep your friends close, and your gravy closer.”
  8. “This Thanksgiving, let’s get basted together.”
  9. “I yam so grateful for this turkey feast.”
  10. “Don’t be a chicken—embrace your inner turkey!”

More Turkey Puns for Every Occasion

  1. Why was the turkey an artist? It loved drawing fowl lines.
  2. What do turkeys eat when they diet? Cold turkey.
  3. Why don’t turkeys tell secrets? They don’t want anyone spilling the gravy.
  4. What’s a turkey’s favorite TV genre? Drum-ma.
  5. Why did the turkey bring a flashlight? It wanted to light up Thanksgiving.
  6. What do you call a turkey with no feathers? Thanksgiving dinner.
  7. Why did the turkey go to school? To learn how to baste its skills.
  8. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of math? Feather-matics.
  9. Why don’t turkeys ever argue? They don’t want to ruffle feathers.
  10. What’s a turkey’s least favorite holiday? Roastmas.

The Final Turkey Puns to Top It Off

  1. What do turkeys love on pizza? Extra stuffing crust.
  2. Why was the turkey always in trouble? It couldn’t keep its beak shut.
  3. What do turkeys listen to while cooking? Podcasts about gravy success.
  4. Why do turkeys avoid elevators? They prefer to take the gravy steps.
  5. What’s a turkey’s favorite superhero? Gobble-man.
  6. Why did the turkey quit its job? It couldn’t handle the pressure cooker.
  7. What’s a turkey’s favorite board game? Clue—it’s all about finding the baster!
  8. How do turkeys express gratitude? With a gobble-tastic thank you.
  9. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of story? A real tear-jerker about baste friends.
  10. Why did the turkey get promoted? It was the breast in the business.

Wrapping Up with Gobble-Worthy Puns

  1. “Let’s make Thanksgiving plucking awesome!”
  2. “Gobble down, nap up.”
  3. “Turkey today, leftovers tomorrow.”
  4. “This Thanksgiving, don’t just wing it—pl-lease plan ahead!”
  5. “Pass the gravy and the jokes, please!”
  6. “Another helping? I can’t say no to turkey goodness!”
  7. “Turkey time: where laughter and leftovers collide.”
  8. “It’s a turkey’s world; we’re just living in it.”
  9. “From my drumsticks to yours—Happy Thanksgiving!”
  10. “Baste day ever—can’t wait to dig in!”

Finishing Strong with the Funniest Turkey Puns

  1. Why did the turkey start a podcast? To share its gobbling tales.
  2. What’s a turkey’s favorite cereal? Gobble-O’s.
  3. Why was the turkey a motivational speaker? It wanted everyone to rise and shine.
  4. How do turkeys express love? With a feathered hug.
  5. Why did the turkey buy a plane ticket? It wanted to go south for the season.
  6. What do turkeys do on a lazy day? Watch a feather flick.
  7. Why don’t turkeys text much? They’re bad at winging replies.
  8. What’s a turkey’s least favorite chore? Washing the gravy boats.
  9. Why was the turkey always optimistic? It looked on the bright side of the roasting pan.
  10. What’s a turkey’s best friend? The mashed potato.

The Last 10 Puns to Gobble

  1. What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
  2. Why was the turkey such a hit? It always brought the party to the table.
  3. What’s a turkey’s favorite card game? Go-Gobble.
  4. Why did the turkey start blogging? It had too many stuffing ideas to keep inside.
  5. What’s a turkey’s favorite coffee? Gobble-latte.
  6. Why did the turkey bring sunglasses? It wanted to stay cool under the heat lamp.
  7. What’s a turkey’s favorite quote? “Wing it and see!”
  8. Why was the turkey such a good listener? It had open wings.
  9. What’s a turkey’s least favorite chore? Plucking dishes.
  10. What’s the turkey’s motto? “Gobble now, worry later!”

Conclusion

Thanksgiving is the perfect time to share laughs with your loved ones. These 210 hilarious turkey puns will keep everyone entertained all day long. From the dinner table to social media captions, they’re guaranteed to bring a smile. So go ahead, share these with your family, and make this Thanksgiving unforgettable!

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